Lemon Blueberry Scones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 78)

  • katma 11 Tem 2018
  • I accidentally cut out the SALT clip. Add a dash of salt to those dry ingredients.
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    How to make these scones:
    2 cups of all purpose flour
    3 tablespoons of sugar (if you want them sweeter add more...amazing how that works)
    1 tablespoon of baking powder
    A PINCH OF SALT! I accidentally cut it out of the video DAMMIT.
    1 gallon of baking soda to keep you cool
    Wangjangle those ingredients together
    Chop up most of a stick of butter into little bits
    Mix them in and go chunk hunting
    Add in 1.5 cups of blueberries and some exterior lemon skin scrapings (I like a tablespoon ish)
    Make a little volcano cavity chamber impression
    Pour in one cup of cream...if you want your scones to be more cakey use half a cup of cream and 2 eggs. They'll also be more yellow.
    Barely mix the dough, don't overwerk it
    Put the dough on a floured surface and form it into some kind of rectangular shape
    Cut it in half. Then in half. Then in half. Then in half.
    Separate the pieces on a parchment papered pan. They are going to expand, just like the universe. Checkmate atheists.
    Bake them for around 20-24 minutes on 4 hundo.
    They're so good when they're still warm omg, with even more butter on them, OMFG SERIOUSLY.
    Also I want to try to Scottish British UK scones with clotted cream. Because even though the term "clotted cream" is the most unappetizing two words ever written, it looks incredible.
    Or use one of these which is where I started:
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  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking  10 gün önce +2410

    I accidentally left out the salt clip. Put half a teaspoon of salt in the dry ingredients, please. Or 2/4 coffee spoon.

  • Leo Chiaet
    Leo Chiaet 26 dakika önce

    The Rolling Scones

  • Grayson Beckett
    Grayson Beckett 2 saatler önce

    That thumbnail looked bomb

  • Y&S FOOD!
    Y&S FOOD! 12 saatler önce

    Brilliant video footage! Sitting here at Y&S FOOD! we really like to check out these types of contents. We produce Travel & Food video too, around the world, and therefore we are constantly aiming for inspirations and also approaches. Thank You.

  • Red Gmytrasiewicz
    Red Gmytrasiewicz 12 saatler önce

    Better than Tasty.

  • Danny Hodge
    Danny Hodge 22 saatler önce

    The song at the end really buttered my parsnips

  • David Ezekiel
    David Ezekiel 22 saatler önce

    If you think I'm not good at cooking, then come and cook for me girl.

  • Santino Thaddeus Cruz

    Tf were. ya at?

  • TheTorontoTickler
    TheTorontoTickler Gün önce

    There's a fucking chunk bitten out of my screen now. Thanks.

  • Gelli The anime girl

    At the “you suck at cooking you totally suck”part I like how you balance I don’t give an f*** and the beautiful things voice

  • Jenny Benson
    Jenny Benson Gün önce

    Please make a Kombucha episode.

  • hotdog man
    hotdog man Gün önce +1

    Good job on hiting 100mil views

  • AsianDumbass
    AsianDumbass Gün önce

    Jeez guys are you all idiots? You pronounce it scones not scones.

  • blueringoctopuss
    blueringoctopuss Gün önce

    This is the first video of yours I’ve seen. I’m not positive but , you seem like maybe you’re an asshole. Im going to have to subscribe, and watch more to be sure. If you’re not careful someone might scone you to death.

  • Shan Koyas
    Shan Koyas Gün önce

    how is no one commenting on how funny this is lol. Like fuck the actual cooking, he makes cooking videos funny.

  • Jesse Armes
    Jesse Armes 2 gün önce

    I always re watch this video

  • Trevor Tammen
    Trevor Tammen 2 gün önce

    Merican scone

  • Automatic Diaphragm
    Automatic Diaphragm 2 gün önce

    The best episode since the french fry rap

  • Cormatron McPhee
    Cormatron McPhee 2 gün önce

    Hey, pimblocto is alive

  • Partumiter
    Partumiter 2 gün önce

    If William Osman had a cooking channel

  • Wade Lee
    Wade Lee 2 gün önce


  • Waez z.
    Waez z. 2 gün önce

    Lamb tutorial pls pleb

  • Matt Austin
    Matt Austin 2 gün önce

    It’s scone what fuck pronounces it scone

  • Bonnor Thecat
    Bonnor Thecat 3 gün önce

    Scone rhymes with gone

  • Paper Biscuits
    Paper Biscuits 3 gün önce

    At first I thought the thumbnail was a bunch of puppies sleeping on top of eachother

  • That guy
    That guy 3 gün önce

    What happened to the onion?

  • Grayson Schick
    Grayson Schick 3 gün önce

    Has he ever said oven I’ve only heard him say onion or undoe

  • Henry Scott
    Henry Scott 3 gün önce

    ...Who's WNC?

  • Lili Vernon
    Lili Vernon 3 gün önce

    why was this like 20th on trending?

  • Jake Bushey
    Jake Bushey 3 gün önce +1

    Please for the love of God, do not ever stop!!! I laugh until I cry every time. Carmel apples are my favorite ever, and even got my wife to laugh. Seen every episode! Wangjangle on my friend. I'm on my way to throw out my oven and put in my new undoe, starting at one hundoe.

  • Sunny Yu
    Sunny Yu 3 gün önce

    You want chunks of butter because it makes the bread crispy. That's why some recipe call for us to knife the butter in

  • Joe Nimens
    Joe Nimens 3 gün önce

    Some of your best work ! Keep on wang-gangl-in !

  • Unused Tuber
    Unused Tuber 3 gün önce +2

    I’m Scottish ;-; 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • MidnightCanvas
    MidnightCanvas 3 gün önce

    Lasagne please?

  • Brighid Elizabeth
    Brighid Elizabeth 3 gün önce

    Does anyone else think he sounds like Ryan from the office

    • Real Human
      Real Human 3 gün önce

      Kinda. The tone is similar but his voice is deeper than Ryan's.

  • David Porowski
    David Porowski 3 gün önce

    Like & Subscribe
    Truly appreciate your lead-in &
    exit humor regarding scones//
    LOL / too little salt & sugar (dark brown sugar). disguised as potatoes into Ireland?Really?

  • this one
    this one 4 gün önce

    wow an upload

  • Josh Cornell
    Josh Cornell 4 gün önce

    Maybe I do suck at *cooking*

  • eladisimo
    eladisimo 4 gün önce

    17 shekels is about ratio 😃

  • Nickolas Zuliy
    Nickolas Zuliy 4 gün önce

    making a croisscone and mixing up english and french baked goods is a criminal offence in the UK.

  • PowAndWow
    PowAndWow 4 gün önce +1


  • William Robertson
    William Robertson 4 gün önce

    Been here since episode. 3! Still haven't subscribes. I miss pinblockto btw...

  • William Robertson
    William Robertson 4 gün önce

    Disliked, instructions unclear. Added too much pepper pepper pepper.

  • Addie Lynne
    Addie Lynne 4 gün önce

    but i care

  • Me Myself
    Me Myself 4 gün önce

    I think he's actually getting good at cooking

  • endgame Executor
    endgame Executor 4 gün önce +1

    Still waiting on that album to drop, my dude.

  • Jeffrey Reichel
    Jeffrey Reichel 4 gün önce

    Exfoliate that damn lemon!

  • Family of Geniuses
    Family of Geniuses 4 gün önce

    that large knife handle is baller

  • TheBSpike
    TheBSpike 4 gün önce

    I love...these scones. Just the diversity between the selection; the raspberry, the blueberry, the strawberry, pumpkin, even, which is basically a fucking squash. How are you gonna make a scone out of freaking squash? It blows my mind! Oh, man!

  • Claudia Melo
    Claudia Melo 4 gün önce

    Omfg seriously ur to much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • I can’t think of a name

    I am from Scotland and the way you pronounce it is scone
    hopefully this will help you on how to pronounce it

    I'm being sarcastic

  • Miss Abby
    Miss Abby 4 gün önce

    I wish my culinary teachers were like you

  • Patrick Knowlton
    Patrick Knowlton 4 gün önce

    I pronounce scone as scawn, everyone tells me I'm wrong.

  • Real Girl
    Real Girl 4 gün önce

    Collab with Alex Ernst

  • Lil Stan
    Lil Stan 4 gün önce

    Is pimblokto back yet? You said spring boi

  • RL da Vinci8
    RL da Vinci8 4 gün önce

    Dude ur hilarious!

  • ArualBlack
    ArualBlack 4 gün önce

    All my love to this guy and his vids 😊

  • comes around
    comes around 4 gün önce

    You weren't good enough hahaha

  • Gilang Irawan
    Gilang Irawan 5 gün önce

    i think u are MaximilianMus

  • Bitchy fish
    Bitchy fish 5 gün önce

    I remember when you used to swear in your videos. Good ol days.

  • BryceBox
    BryceBox 5 gün önce

    Why didn't I find this channel sooner?

  • My Blind Mamas Messy Kitchen

    yum! I want to try to make these. And I absolutely love your directions LOL.

  • LaurenJean
    LaurenJean 5 gün önce +1

    This is my first video of yours I’ve watched. At first, I was thinking “My god, who is the abhorrent person behind this monotone?” And four minutes in, I thought, “Wow, this guy is relatable AF.”

  • Jcc8t7
    Jcc8t7 5 gün önce

    Your scagel looks like a scaping scutthole

  • John Jewell
    John Jewell 5 gün önce +2

    In the written recipe, you added the salt, but you left out the both the lemon and the blueberries...
    You really do suck at cooking, don't you? LOL

  • CrimsonCutlass
    CrimsonCutlass 5 gün önce

    Did you just use your petite chef to chop butter?

  • Klaire Bare
    Klaire Bare 5 gün önce


  • Letticia Delgado
    Letticia Delgado 5 gün önce

    Why do I feel like this is my brother cooking

  • Supa_Hidd3N_-Ninja
    Supa_Hidd3N_-Ninja 5 gün önce

    Do I need to wash my hands cause I just took a massive 💩

  • supernova gamer
    supernova gamer 5 gün önce

    I'M HERE

  • 0 1
    0 1 5 gün önce

    I feel like people are asking for YSAC to revive pimblockto

  • Joey BoXoRoX
    Joey BoXoRoX 5 gün önce

    *You Suck At Videos!* No sub...👎

  • fortnite youtuber
    fortnite youtuber 5 gün önce

    Hey you suck at cooking

  • Aaron Chen
    Aaron Chen 5 gün önce

    Face reveal

  • Bad Kids Only
    Bad Kids Only 5 gün önce

    My favorite scones are pumpkin spice scones or brown sugar cinnamony ones.

  • Nadiya HNF
    Nadiya HNF 5 gün önce

    Man u r koooool !!!!! Love ur recipe

  • Cristina Sepe
    Cristina Sepe 5 gün önce +1

    First time finding this channel. So happy lol this is great!

  • Rojo Limar
    Rojo Limar 5 gün önce

    "Croiscone" killed me

  • Flaming_Gauntlet
    Flaming_Gauntlet 5 gün önce

    Is it gif or jif

  • Metaforically Speaking
    Metaforically Speaking 5 gün önce

    Used to be so funny once!

  • Manda Oberg
    Manda Oberg 5 gün önce

    He said add "cream?" Whats that?

  • SAVU
    SAVU 5 gün önce +1

    I messed up and cut on the parchment paper. I thought I was better. I was wrong.

  • Chloe
    Chloe 5 gün önce +1

    Waaaaaaitttt a minute you just said pastries are illegal in Scotland yet they’re used as currency? 🤔🤔🤔🤔 that’s like buying Doritos with a gram of crystal meth

    • Chloe
      Chloe 5 gün önce +1

      You Suck At Cooking i didn’t hear it properly I should probably stop smoking it

    • You Suck At Cooking
      You Suck At Cooking  5 gün önce +1

      Pastries are illegal in Ireland not Scotland. Maybe don't comment when you're smoking crystal meth.

  • Dr Derp
    Dr Derp 5 gün önce

    Don't let this video make you forget the fact that the USA failed to qualify for what seems to have been the best football World Cup so far.

  • TotallyMature
    TotallyMature 5 gün önce +1

    The war isn't about the prononciation of scone. That would be _stupid_
    It's about whether you put jam on first then the cream, or the cream on first then the jam. Do your research. Honestly.

    • TotallyMature
      TotallyMature 5 gün önce

      exactly!! us brits only go to war over things that matter!!

    • You Suck At Cooking
      You Suck At Cooking  5 gün önce +1

      Ah right, that make sense. It's similar to the war on when you add the tea bag; before or after the water. Another thing that makes zero difference.

  • neslef3
    neslef3 5 gün önce

    i have made 4 batches of theses in the last 2 days. They're soooo good!

  • Jordan Phillips
    Jordan Phillips 5 gün önce

    How do you make such amazing music?

  • Michael Pepin
    Michael Pepin 6 gün önce

    Laughed 4 times in under 2 minutes lol. Very funny bro

  • Ada Veda
    Ada Veda 6 gün önce

    Do you still need the eggs if you use one cup of cream?

  • 36662 K
    36662 K 6 gün önce

    Why is batsman making pies now ?

  • Kylee Conrad
    Kylee Conrad 6 gün önce

    "Give them space to express themselves." I LoL-ed and snorted a bit.

  • Lifiea Chancelot
    Lifiea Chancelot 6 gün önce

    actual cooking and baking tips?! WHAT IS THIS YSAC

  • Vincent Graves
    Vincent Graves 6 gün önce

    Well it has cone in it so it is scone makes sense

  • Mary Griffiths
    Mary Griffiths 6 gün önce

    I have been baking scones for over 35 years and this is the funniest scone related video I have ever seen.

  • Shade Cønøver
    Shade Cønøver 6 gün önce

    A scuffin!? Stop being cute, stop it.

  • MS. Lillie
    MS. Lillie 6 gün önce

    F@€k i found this entertaining. Not sure what todo next. Plus side making scoffins tomorrow

  • Shakera Thomas
    Shakera Thomas 6 gün önce

    Hilarious definitely gotta new subscriber

  • Ducky
    Ducky 6 gün önce

    Looks yummy

  • Mai Howell
    Mai Howell 6 gün önce


  • Allen Norton
    Allen Norton 6 gün önce

    who gives a fuck