Lemon Blueberry Scones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 78)

  • katma 11 Tem 2018
  • I accidentally cut out the SALT clip. Add a dash of salt to those dry ingredients.
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    How to make these scones:
    2 cups of all purpose flour
    3 tablespoons of sugar (if you want them sweeter add more...amazing how that works)
    1 tablespoon of baking powder
    A PINCH OF SALT! I accidentally cut it out of the video DAMMIT.
    1 gallon of baking soda to keep you cool
    Wangjangle those ingredients together
    Chop up most of a stick of butter into little bits
    Mix them in and go chunk hunting
    Add in 1.5 cups of blueberries and some exterior lemon skin scrapings (I like a tablespoon ish)
    Make a little volcano cavity chamber impression
    Pour in one cup of cream...if you want your scones to be more cakey use half a cup of cream and 2 eggs. They'll also be more yellow.
    Barely mix the dough, don't overwerk it
    Put the dough on a floured surface and form it into some kind of rectangular shape
    Cut it in half. Then in half. Then in half. Then in half.
    Separate the pieces on a parchment papered pan. They are going to expand, just like the universe. Checkmate atheists.
    Bake them for around 20-24 minutes on 4 hundo.
    They're so good when they're still warm omg, with even more butter on them, OMFG SERIOUSLY.
    Also I want to try to Scottish British UK scones with clotted cream. Because even though the term "clotted cream" is the most unappetizing two words ever written, it looks incredible.
    Or use one of these which is where I started:
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  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking  4 aylar önce +3273

    I accidentally left out the salt clip. Put half a teaspoon of salt in the dry ingredients, please. Or 2/4 coffee spoon.

    • Samtsa
      Samtsa Aylar önce

      HOW COULD YOU???

    • hanna o’bannon
      hanna o’bannon 3 aylar önce

      will 4/8 of a coffee spoon work?

    • Gucci Memes
      Gucci Memes 3 aylar önce

      Well there’s no such thing as pepper pepper pepper in pastries😂

    • Derv
      Derv 3 aylar önce

      Soul Reaper ofc it can

    • tap123 SFM
      tap123 SFM 3 aylar önce

      Ysac r u a satanist

  • SomeAmazingPenguin
    SomeAmazingPenguin 20 saatler önce

    1 scone = 1 pint of buCKfAsT

  • Honeygachaeditz X
    Honeygachaeditz X 2 gün önce

    I live in the uk so we fight a lot (apparently) but I am from Essex (near London) so I say scone but when I moved up north everyone pronounces it scon

  • Ray Timpson
    Ray Timpson 5 gün önce

    "Only 8 schekles short to buy them boobies." - Mr. Boobybuyer

  • RottenBoy 2533
    RottenBoy 2533 6 gün önce

    I screamed on that rolling scones lol

  • Weather Report
    Weather Report 6 gün önce

    The Rolling Scones haha

  • Pen_On Paper_Inkspill
    Pen_On Paper_Inkspill 6 gün önce

    Ok, you lost me at the first breath you took in this video.

  • Connor Cunningham
    Connor Cunningham 7 gün önce

    Is it just me or does anyone else from Scotland live in a small village called Scone (“scoon”)? Google earth it

  • g williams
    g williams 9 gün önce


  • Molly A. Block
    Molly A. Block 9 gün önce

    You are so awesome!!

  • FRfalcone
    FRfalcone 10 gün önce

    3:17 can confirm, am Scottish

  • Tarzaan
    Tarzaan 10 gün önce

    Scarne asada

  • Brandon Soya
    Brandon Soya 10 gün önce

    Don’t you mean SCO-lean triangle

    INTPTT 10 gün önce

    Oh, that's what lemon zest is. Thank you!

  • Hannah Mutant Spider 11
    Hannah Mutant Spider 11 11 gün önce +1

    I'm from the UK and its pronounced sc-on.
    And.... they r like rocks but they taste good

  • I Do stuff
    I Do stuff 14 gün önce

    Americans call them biscuits

  • ChiefTJ ACE
    ChiefTJ ACE 14 gün önce

    I pronounce it as scone, not scone.

  • DannyBoy! '
    DannyBoy! ' 15 gün önce

    It is a scone. Pronounced SKOWNE. I am from england and you will not argue with me.

  • Marty McFly
    Marty McFly 15 gün önce

    Anybody else think the ice cream scone sort of looks like The Cheat?

  • Neffex for life
    Neffex for life 16 gün önce

    you all think he is being funny but you all are incorrect.

  • ignited the deer
    ignited the deer 16 gün önce

    Fun fact in Ireland we only eat bread potatoes and beer

  • Aaron Cutting
    Aaron Cutting 18 gün önce

    So what's the exchange rate between American and Sottish scones? I would say about 3 to 1 based on size and quality, but I'm biased.

  • Maddie Cling
    Maddie Cling 18 gün önce

    You’re one of the only reasons I go on the internet now

  • Movie Nerd
    Movie Nerd 19 gün önce

    Americans don't make scones, we make biscuits.

  • j b
    j b 19 gün önce

    It’s scone not *scone*

  • SomeoneKul
    SomeoneKul 20 gün önce

    I'm from canada, and my mom and dad are british and scottish respectively. should I join the battle?

  • Linka Swain
    Linka Swain 20 gün önce

    I love you!!🤣😆😂

  • danie pomphrey
    danie pomphrey 20 gün önce

    How did I only just find this channel. 😂

  • iammelonlemon
    iammelonlemon 20 gün önce


  • SasDaGreat
    SasDaGreat 21 gün önce

    For some reason, Wet and Hot sounds like a Stand name.

  • Mariam Naraghi
    Mariam Naraghi 21 gün önce

    I’m never watching another channel

  • dds zero
    dds zero 21 gün önce +1

    *imagine when gordon ramsay reacts to this video*

  • Sir Shotty
    Sir Shotty 21 gün önce

    Not all pastries are illegal in Ireland, have you had potato rolls?

  • Bread NoLastName
    Bread NoLastName 21 gün önce

    I watched one video and now I've lost track of how long I've been procrastinating.

  • Youtuþe
    Youtuþe 21 gün önce

    Your hands are so VEINY

  • Crushed by an ambulance
    Crushed by an ambulance 21 gün önce +1

    you're like the bob ross of cooking

  • IAMthemailman08
    IAMthemailman08 21 gün önce

    I've-cream scone

  • Vanessa und Max Hartmann
    Vanessa und Max Hartmann 22 gün önce

    scoissant for the french inside us all

  • Metal Creed
    Metal Creed 22 gün önce

    2:22 that moments where he breaks character is my favorite XD always cracks me up

  • You silly Nugget
    You silly Nugget 22 gün önce

    A croiscone

  • Musica Mca
    Musica Mca 23 gün önce

    Your fun facts are the best😂😂

  • Alia Ris
    Alia Ris 23 gün önce

    Always thought it was _sko-hnn_

  • Breanna Craig
    Breanna Craig 23 gün önce

    rock croissant snack clumps

  • NoNam e
    NoNam e 23 gün önce

    I want someone that talks to me the way YSAC says scalene triangle.

  • TheSilver Sickle
    TheSilver Sickle 23 gün önce

    Day 292: they've gotten the upper hand, we sconers are slowly dying. Please send he-

  • Ian Adelman
    Ian Adelman 24 gün önce

    A cool trick is to use a cheese grater for the butter, it works really well and fast

  • Bite Sized Creations
    Bite Sized Creations 24 gün önce

    How much water do you put?

  • Czekoloko Sweet
    Czekoloko Sweet 25 gün önce

    is that u are rubbing my skunkoonk

  • spaceflight channel
    spaceflight channel 25 gün önce

    *you sick fuck* it's pronounced scone not scon

  • Farhah Nabilah
    Farhah Nabilah 26 gün önce

    Isn't it 'scalene' triangles? 4:14

  • Kaylen Hill
    Kaylen Hill 26 gün önce +1

    I am wasting my time on the internet, and I love it

  • charizzz
    charizzz 26 gün önce +1

    I just found this channel and it's fucking amazing

  • Your Dad
    Your Dad 27 gün önce

    I thought you were gonna say that the rocks are African scones

  • 10 Hawell
    10 Hawell 28 gün önce

    4:55 - This is a map of Greater Hungary.

  • Aye It's me
    Aye It's me 28 gün önce

    Right as he mentioned skittles I started laughing since I was eating skittles

  • James Rowley
    James Rowley 29 gün önce

    @ You Suck At Cooking , you know it's actually called the UJ triangle

  • obi juan kenobi
    obi juan kenobi Aylar önce

    Can I actually eat this if I make it

  • Andrlyn Elperal19
    Andrlyn Elperal19 Aylar önce

    When your rewatching his old videos an notice you missed one so its like he uploaded again already

  • Logan Fairbairn
    Logan Fairbairn Aylar önce

    If you are from the internet, 'scone' is pronounced 'gif'.

  • Dr. Apple
    Dr. Apple Aylar önce +2

    Watch these videos with captions on. You won't regret it.

  • Red X Gaming
    Red X Gaming Aylar önce

    Am i stupid 4 actually following this guys recipes bec there not bad...(some of them)

  • Deanna k
    Deanna k Aylar önce

    I say scoon from now on. I am anarchy.

  • Slushie
    Slushie Aylar önce +3

    My dad has been in prison for 4 years because he smuggled a croissant back to Ireland from France please bring him back he's an innocent man

  • Bloobatoons D
    Bloobatoons D Aylar önce

    Baking cement

  • Hey Guys, Vsauce, Micheal Here

    What about Pemblockto?

  • amber wells
    amber wells Aylar önce

    i wouldnt know what to do without ysac in my life...i would probably die of starvation

  • Rhiannon
    Rhiannon Aylar önce

    5:30 wow I love the rolling scones

  • jest6r
    jest6r Aylar önce

    *its sc-on*

  • Blue Sky
    Blue Sky Aylar önce

    I beg to differrrr. I don't feel like I'm wasting my life watching this type of content! Subscribed!!

  • Andrej stepy
    Andrej stepy Aylar önce

    this guys is just a less educational cook then HTB

  • skin splitting surf rider

    I wanna try these

  • Holly Anne Pattie
    Holly Anne Pattie Aylar önce

    *I'm eating a scone while I watch this*

    IAN KENNEDY Aylar önce

    please make some form of dumplings or pork buns

  • Chuckles7000
    Chuckles7000 Aylar önce

    Honestly I don’t know if I should actually try some of his recipes or are they pure jokes

  • Paracosmonaunt
    Paracosmonaunt Aylar önce

    What is a 360° Inverted Pinapple Cake/Pie, and do you know how to act like you do?

  • Immortal Addicts
    Immortal Addicts Aylar önce

    Humor in this is beautiful

  • Exeledus Prince
    Exeledus Prince Aylar önce

    Do you write a script or is this all off the cuff? You are pretty damn hilarious.

  • Obsession Tale
    Obsession Tale Aylar önce

    ah, the scalene triangle.

  • The Hunting Cat
    The Hunting Cat Aylar önce

    when you live in the uk

  • Panda Gigante
    Panda Gigante Aylar önce

    You've earned yourself a sub from commentary alone 😂😂😂😂😂😂.... This is the kind of cooking instructions I can follow!

  • Jamie Scheuermann
    Jamie Scheuermann Aylar önce


  • cjhdoc
    cjhdoc Aylar önce

    Why my dough is bit watery ?! It was very sticky.. now it is in the oven anyway i will see :)

  • Emmett Battle
    Emmett Battle Aylar önce

    id imagine a lemon sugar glaze would go good on these

  • nvmitsmarcel
    nvmitsmarcel Aylar önce

    mmmm baking cement.

  • Lior Cohen Z
    Lior Cohen Z Aylar önce

    17 Israeli shekels = 4.675629 U.S. dollars

  • aleks iliev
    aleks iliev Aylar önce

    This chanel is like how to basic but better XD
    How have i lived without watching it

  • Joachim Macdonald
    Joachim Macdonald Aylar önce

    Scones with jam and cream is the best food ever created

  • NOPE
    NOPE Aylar önce

    Im Scottish and i can confirm we use scones as a currency

  • Yoshi Commits Tax Fruad
    Yoshi Commits Tax Fruad Aylar önce +1

    Did you know Coisont’s didn’t come from France, they came from Austria

  • Bob Ross
    Bob Ross Aylar önce

    I’m new Justin y. Tell me who you watch

  • That's LMFB
    That's LMFB Aylar önce

    But I'm watching my phone while baking.....so...

  • Lava Cookie
    Lava Cookie Aylar önce

    That was beautiful. I think I cried.

  • Seb
    Seb Aylar önce

    You're brilliant

  • Doubtr
    Doubtr Aylar önce

    Why do i love this so much

  • Techy
    Techy Aylar önce

    I dont have Blue Berries, are these Red Berries wich i found in the Wild and have Halucinetic Effects when eaten i mass okay too?
    (They are also Poisonous but i am immune to that after i invested some time in the ... oh great ... "Human Class Genetic Natural Mutative Modification Skill Root Network Tree Thingy" (Thats the Official Name))

  • DundeeDriver
    DundeeDriver Aylar önce

    Never call a Scottish thing "British" unless you're actually being paid by the UK government to do it. Leaving money on the table otherwise. (c.f. "British Haggis")

  • von junzt
    von junzt Aylar önce

    LOL at the garbage can bit...

  • Robbie Richard
    Robbie Richard Aylar önce +3

    “When your undos on fourhundo on a hot summer day.”

  • Josh Correa
    Josh Correa Aylar önce

    *you’ll never be a scone*

  • Rachel Wilson
    Rachel Wilson Aylar önce

    Come visit Scotland, I'll make you a scone. Or a scone if you prefer