Lemon Blueberry Scones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 78)

  • katma 11 Tem 2018
  • I accidentally cut out the SALT clip. Add a dash of salt to those dry ingredients.
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    How to make these scones:
    2 cups of all purpose flour
    3 tablespoons of sugar (if you want them sweeter add more...amazing how that works)
    1 tablespoon of baking powder
    A PINCH OF SALT! I accidentally cut it out of the video DAMMIT.
    1 gallon of baking soda to keep you cool
    Wangjangle those ingredients together
    Chop up most of a stick of butter into little bits
    Mix them in and go chunk hunting
    Add in 1.5 cups of blueberries and some exterior lemon skin scrapings (I like a tablespoon ish)
    Make a little volcano cavity chamber impression
    Pour in one cup of cream...if you want your scones to be more cakey use half a cup of cream and 2 eggs. They'll also be more yellow.
    Barely mix the dough, don't overwerk it
    Put the dough on a floured surface and form it into some kind of rectangular shape
    Cut it in half. Then in half. Then in half. Then in half.
    Separate the pieces on a parchment papered pan. They are going to expand, just like the universe. Checkmate atheists.
    Bake them for around 20-24 minutes on 4 hundo.
    They're so good when they're still warm omg, with even more butter on them, OMFG SERIOUSLY.
    Also I want to try to Scottish British UK scones with clotted cream. Because even though the term "clotted cream" is the most unappetizing two words ever written, it looks incredible.
    Or use one of these which is where I started:
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  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking  2 aylar önce +2854

    I accidentally left out the salt clip. Put half a teaspoon of salt in the dry ingredients, please. Or 2/4 coffee spoon.

  • mira the mira
    mira the mira 20 dakika önce

    Holy shit, we have the same fucking oven...

  • Sophia June
    Sophia June Gün önce

    Last time i made scones, they tasted like cement. Hopefully this video will help me out

  • Free Scotland
    Free Scotland Gün önce

    Scottish rock scones are da best!

  • Zaire
    Zaire Gün önce

    I prefer plain scones with only jam *or* butter in them.
    I live in Scotland.

  • Kearsten Fike
    Kearsten Fike Gün önce

    I'm so sconely

  • Anders Jensen
    Anders Jensen Gün önce

    Are you a scones person or scornes person?

  • aiden fletcher
    aiden fletcher 2 gün önce

    Fun fact he’s Canadan, in other videos he said “soory ”

  • Sarah Rommelfanger
    Sarah Rommelfanger 3 gün önce

    "give them space to express themselves, because change is inevitable"

  • Sarah Rommelfanger
    Sarah Rommelfanger 3 gün önce

    "cakey cookie bread bun rock croissant snack clumps"

  • Barry S
    Barry S 6 gün önce

    I decided to search "pastries illegal in ireland" just for fun and ended up learning a lot about babies being stolen from Irish mothers for adoptive parents. Not so fun.

  • Dragon Raizer
    Dragon Raizer 6 gün önce +1

    who followed this as a way to cook?i got bored

  • Ghastly Grinner
    Ghastly Grinner 8 gün önce

    Wow you accidentally made a informational video

  • galactickat WITH LAZERS
    galactickat WITH LAZERS 10 gün önce +1

    Scones, in Ireland we call them... 1:40. 😐.

    we all know that scones are fancy potatoes with bow ties

  • Robert Hubbard
    Robert Hubbard 11 gün önce

    Just in case anyone was wondering
    17 shekels would be $4.76 BUT
    4 dabloons would be $16

  • yVoNNe Kansas City
    yVoNNe Kansas City 15 gün önce

    💋I just love your voice!

  • Uncultured Swine
    Uncultured Swine 15 gün önce

    You suck at cooking yeah you totally suck

    Turtle power

  • George Theakston
    George Theakston 18 gün önce +1

    but you are definitely saying scones wrong
    Not to say that there is a right way
    but its definitely not your way

  • Tal Drevensek
    Tal Drevensek 19 gün önce +1

    I cut them on the parchment paper and it worked great.

  • Reicela Berzina
    Reicela Berzina 19 gün önce

    Im from Ireland and when he said the thing about the old crumbly potatoes i laughed XD

  • Steven Marshall
    Steven Marshall 19 gün önce

    Gif is pronounced gif

  • Twitter Bird
    Twitter Bird 21 gün önce


  • Inan Endlessspaceflying
    Inan Endlessspaceflying 21 gün önce

    You're so creative and funny! 😀 really dough 😁

  • Kris Rose
    Kris Rose 22 gün önce


  • Ilias Kaddour
    Ilias Kaddour 22 gün önce

    This guys fuckin great😂

  • RitaTheUnicorn
    RitaTheUnicorn 22 gün önce

    “Your wasting your life on the internet”
    How am I supposed to stop when this channel is funny as **ck
    Uncensor that please
    How am I supposed to stop when the channel is funny as heck
    Thank you.

  • Amakrotol
    Amakrotol 22 gün önce

    How do you like a video twice?

  • PRAM YTGaming
    PRAM YTGaming 23 gün önce

    i dont give a fuck what u pronounce it...
    ohh u already pissed me of🤣🤣🤣

  • Kyle Lum
    Kyle Lum 24 gün önce

    Why didn’t you forage for your food?

  • joseph kramer
    joseph kramer 25 gün önce

    You should do a video on crepes. All other people who have done this are potatoes.

  • Calum Mackie
    Calum Mackie 26 gün önce

    Everybody knows its scone not scone!

  • Galaxy Hoodie Guy
    Galaxy Hoodie Guy 27 gün önce

    It's scone not scone! Gawrsh! I love the scone natural selection part, though, and your ending scone selection must have been a LOT of effort. Thanks so much for sharing your work!

  • gallade Warrior
    gallade Warrior 27 gün önce

    I know this is a joke but I’m kinda p*ssed off (p.s I’m British if that helps)

  • William Malone
    William Malone 28 gün önce

    A wise man once said
    'Unos on 4 huno'

  • Yaya Lu
    Yaya Lu Aylar önce

    The ending was so *sniff* beautiful. The production values are off the charts! Best song yet.

  • Mr Awesome
    Mr Awesome Aylar önce

    How do you can cone? Scone.

  • aj munn
    aj munn Aylar önce

    Your scones song sounds like something off of a Unicorns track! Love it

  • Doodle Dino
    Doodle Dino Aylar önce

    Some of those were isosceles triangles -_-

  • CharitableTrader
    CharitableTrader Aylar önce

    I'll have whatever those rocks at the end were having. They just kept going!

  • Justin Y.
    Justin Y. Aylar önce

    Umm actually it is pronounced as scone.

  • Quinn Murphy-DeYoung
    Quinn Murphy-DeYoung Aylar önce

    YSAC is how to basic with actual talent and a sense of humor

  • Clorox Bleach
    Clorox Bleach Aylar önce

    Get you a man that can make scones

  • RandomCat
    RandomCat Aylar önce +2

    Nice title considering England can’t cook scones

  • MegaSocky
    MegaSocky Aylar önce


  • Lineyyy 〈3
    Lineyyy 〈3 Aylar önce

    oh my god i love this!

  • catman12319
    catman12319 Aylar önce

    If you say scone in that way that sounds like gone, then you're dead to me

  • Angel
    Angel Aylar önce +1

    Brb gonna make these 👋
    Ok I'm waiting for them to bake
    Ok there done. They taste good 👍

  • T his_is_aint_real
    T his_is_aint_real Aylar önce

    Imagination ambition is looking like a good Cook

  • BaconHair
    BaconHair Aylar önce

    In ma country we Call it Stone they are very hard

  • Twilight Spire
    Twilight Spire Aylar önce

    I say it like scones

  • Zak Kauffman
    Zak Kauffman Aylar önce

    Thank you

  • Mattijs
    Mattijs Aylar önce

    I would buy an ondos on 4hondos shirt

  • Samuel Paniagua
    Samuel Paniagua Aylar önce

    Are you related to binging with Babish? Or was the colab just a way for y'all to get more viewers??

  • Shawn Woods
    Shawn Woods Aylar önce

    You are not funny, just cook the recipe!

  • Urwrstnightmare :3
    Urwrstnightmare :3 Aylar önce

    Someone needs to do a swan shaped scone tutorial.

  • alma wellingston
    alma wellingston Aylar önce

    a scornucopia ? lol what the fuck is my life

  • Lorie Martin
    Lorie Martin Aylar önce

    Basic baking cement 🤣🤣🤣

  • A R
    A R Aylar önce

    "watch with your eyes not with your ears" HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • That Guy
    That Guy Aylar önce

    Who ever created that music slap ad please go fucking die slow

  • Tanner Johnson
    Tanner Johnson Aylar önce

    Chunk Hunter should be my new handle.

  • Olliepance
    Olliepance Aylar önce

    You missed your opportunity to make a "like a rolling scone" pun.

  • Lydia tea
    Lydia tea Aylar önce +1

    This is like the original soul of what TRclips used to be before videos got monetized and became a business. Random shit. Funny random shit. Funny random original shit.

  • Crea
    Crea Aylar önce

    Scoohn not scon

  • E.M. L.
    E.M. L. Aylar önce

    lmao 😂 this is too funny.

  • moriya2k2
    moriya2k2 Aylar önce

    Is there a healthier substitute to butter?

  • Paloma Link
    Paloma Link Aylar önce

    What’s the conversion of Schrute bucks to scones?

  • W A
    W A Aylar önce

    All I could see was the un-mopped water on the wooden cutting board

  • Jun Jun
    Jun Jun Aylar önce

    Hilarious lol omg... would sub but im vegan

  • Fakeblood Gaming
    Fakeblood Gaming Aylar önce

    The next how to basic.

  • Cris KP
    Cris KP Aylar önce

    I love you

  • Joe’s UFO’s
    Joe’s UFO’s Aylar önce

    That last scene rocked!

  • Ronny
    Ronny Aylar önce

    Does anyone else think he’s not funny but still good at cooking?

  • EggmanJankins
    EggmanJankins Aylar önce

    “Peter knife hands”

  • Mikey P
    Mikey P Aylar önce +1

    And a like

  • Mikey P
    Mikey P Aylar önce +1

    Earned a sub from me 💪

  • Khala Harvey
    Khala Harvey Aylar önce

    This is hilarious 😂

  • hollyken3
    hollyken3 Aylar önce

    Snack clumps

  • hackettliem
    hackettliem Aylar önce +1

    Thanks for the recipe I think I’ll baking some stones today

  • Shilow Dawn
    Shilow Dawn Aylar önce

    All inclusive huh? Sorry Mel, I want butter and honey or jelly on there.

  • Emma Bea
    Emma Bea Aylar önce

    I will fight on...Scones are pronounced Scones NOT Scons

  • Elijah H
    Elijah H Aylar önce

    2:21 I don't actually think I've heard YSaC laugh before now

  • Finley Colleran
    Finley Colleran Aylar önce

    It's scone not scone

  • Amanwithnosoul
    Amanwithnosoul Aylar önce

    Thank you ysac you have solved the scone war

  • Rachael Escober
    Rachael Escober Aylar önce

    You made my daughter so sad, she said she needed to go drink some milk.

  • VampireKnightsLover
    VampireKnightsLover Aylar önce

    petition to make this video a national treasure

  • Robin Mendzies
    Robin Mendzies Aylar önce

    It's pronounced 'Skoon'

  • BlueBird
    BlueBird Aylar önce

    best. channel. EVER

  • Bradley Shipton
    Bradley Shipton Aylar önce

    Make another video you lazy bitch

  • Chris Che-Hung Huang
    Chris Che-Hung Huang Aylar önce

    It's delicious, and easy to make. Thanks!

  • Absolute meme
    Absolute meme Aylar önce +2

    As a Scottish man I can safely say scones are definitely our currency

  • ψ thє σnє  lσѕєr nαmєd єrιn ψ

    ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪғ ɪ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇs?

  • butterychain7 8
    butterychain7 8 Aylar önce

    He’s a improved how to basic

  • -/ JamieChu \-
    -/ JamieChu \- Aylar önce


  • Derp Gaming
    Derp Gaming Aylar önce

    Make a finding Pimblockdo mini series

  • ChrisgammaDE
    ChrisgammaDE Aylar önce

    I'm surprised he didn't say cum at least once...

  • SweetBlush
    SweetBlush Aylar önce

    Eating these are a great way to choke yourself, I nearly died one time eating one of these with no fluid.

  • Vanna_ C
    Vanna_ C Aylar önce

    Let's start a petition for justice for Devon, who's with me?

  • duck . jpg
    duck . jpg Aylar önce

    Where is the egg series 5? It’s been nearly 2 years

  • A H
    A H Aylar önce


  • Brad
    Brad Aylar önce +1

    did pimblockto thaw out yet?