Terrence Malick Stew - Movie Recipes

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  • Paula Kaye
    Paula Kaye 3 aylar önce

    "Mmmmm... Pointless." LoLoLoL!

  • matthew rendon
    matthew rendon 5 aylar önce

    and here I thought these were going to be real recipes

  • Dragon Rooks
    Dragon Rooks 5 aylar önce

    All right I’m gonna puke now

  • Ashley Miranda
    Ashley Miranda 5 aylar önce

    OMG I'm a Malick's fan but this was so funny, you cutting the branches, and just the concept of the video... I still disliked the bar of soap on the pot 😥😥😥

  • Adela Estrella
    Adela Estrella 8 aylar önce

    New recipe
    32 Oz beff broth
    1 to 2 quarts water
    1 stick of butter
    2 chicken breast,sliced
    3 cups bell pepper,sliced
    A dash of Numeg
    1.add all ingredients to pot
    2.simmer for 8 hours
    3.after simiring,stir troughly

  • Madison Green
    Madison Green 9 aylar önce

    This stew does not contain a lit cigarette garnish. *+1 sin*

  • Miranda Lyneete Stewart

    Mmmm, pointless, lol.

  • isaac driggs
    isaac driggs Yıl önce

    Are you saying you dont like terrence malick's work because fuck right off.

  • subscribe to die instantly

    pick up your shirt back there you pansy!

  • Farhan Mahalludin
    Farhan Mahalludin Yıl önce

    1:25 Thought the video cut to The Happening

  • mr zellorax
    mr zellorax Yıl önce

    Lol I actually thought these would be recipes from movies

  • HK Psycho
    HK Psycho Yıl önce

    Pointless hahaha that's the point!

  • The Immortal
    The Immortal Yıl önce

    Can't wait til Jul 1, 2033 for it to finally be done so i can try it...

  • Ian Levinson
    Ian Levinson Yıl önce

    I love the pretentious voiceover dialogue,the shots of tree and water, and the wasted actors. Its so deep and thought provoking

  • Canaan B
    Canaan B Yıl önce

    Lol am I the only one that got the reference "Let it sit for a few hours... or 20 years"? Terrence Malick, after only his second movie, Days of Heaven, went on a 20 year hiatus before returning to movies to make The Thin Red Line.

  • Marisela Monte
    Marisela Monte Yıl önce

    The lego movie!!!

  • Carlos Velasquez
    Carlos Velasquez Yıl önce +2

    Goddamn, Jeremy just used this series to roast people and movies.
    I love it!

  • gamers beware
    gamers beware Yıl önce

    1:25 ysac rip off

  • Formerly Anonymous
    Formerly Anonymous Yıl önce

    CinemaSins vs EpicMealTime

  • Graceless Ballerina
    Graceless Ballerina 2 yıl önce

    Did you actually put boiled soap and branches in your MOUTH?!

  • Alexandre Martins
    Alexandre Martins 2 yıl önce +4

    Jeez! Good thing you don't swallow those things! Even so, the taste.. my god! I wonder what Gordon Ramsey would say (except for "fuck!!!" of course, that's a given)

    • ShaDHP23
      ShaDHP23 2 yıl önce

      Alexandre Martins but just how many fucks could be given?

  • CreeperManCreeps
    CreeperManCreeps 2 yıl önce +3

    Been letting it sit for 3 years only 17 more to go

  • Hleghe
    Hleghe 2 yıl önce +1

    no cigarette!
    you disappoint..
    also his was the first sercert ingredient, don't say this week's

  • NeonTime
    NeonTime 2 yıl önce +3

    Couldn't use dove chocolate?

  • abujabi
    abujabi 2 yıl önce +1

    holy crap you captured it so well

  • Vaowler Uvakou
    Vaowler Uvakou 2 yıl önce

    What the!......
    Why dove!? Are you trying to kill someone!?

  • Guy Simchony
    Guy Simchony 2 yıl önce

    O

  • Ikimys Daurnaan
    Ikimys Daurnaan 2 yıl önce +3

    I don't know half of these movies but these are still hilarious

  • Edgy Heretic
    Edgy Heretic 2 yıl önce

    nutmeg is feckin' hallucinogenic!

  • Metaroose_Duex
    Metaroose_Duex 2 yıl önce +15

    try doing a terminator pasta

    • Reiss D. Hozak
      Reiss D. Hozak Yıl önce +1

      Mmmmmm... paradox.

    • F. B. I
      F. B. I Yıl önce

      LordOfTheChickenWings yes

    • NeonTime
      NeonTime 2 yıl önce +1

      Make sure to just drown it in Vodka sauce since the writers were clearly drunk

    • Dish Boy
      Dish Boy 2 yıl önce

      Greatest idea ever.

  • Briana Mason
    Briana Mason 2 yıl önce +7

    Broth yea that's normal
    Water check
    Dove...HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE

    • nerd basher
      nerd basher 2 yıl önce +7

      they taste but don't swallow the stew

  • Lunamedia International Corporation

    wouldn't your house catch on fire if you put tree branches on a stove

  • Cappuccino
    Cappuccino 2 yıl önce +2

    He likes look so different in the new ones like in the new ones he looks no offense I promise kinda wierd but cool in this he looks like a normal guy

  • Brandon Mixon
    Brandon Mixon 2 yıl önce +4

    YOU FORGOT TO GARNISH (Well you didn't put it in a bowl, but besides the point)
    Garnish: One lit cigarette floating upon a large leaf, preferably ivy.

  • ShadowindLUKE
    ShadowindLUKE 2 yıl önce

    Damn hahaha

  • Bono Sapiens Rising
    Bono Sapiens Rising 2 yıl önce

    Dude you must love nutmeg

  • UnknownOriginal
    UnknownOriginal 2 yıl önce

    lol

  • Wayne Kelso
    Wayne Kelso 3 yıl önce

    Having just watched The Thin Red Line a few hours ago, I can honetly say that this recipe is 100% accurate :D

  • German Dragon
    German Dragon 3 yıl önce

    Can you do a "The shining Sub"?

  • A Highly Sophisticated Gentleman

    HEY! MAKE FUN OF NUTMEG AGAIN AND I'LL MACE YOU! he he… get it? mace? no? we go fuck yourself!

  • Renne
    Renne 3 yıl önce

    After watching the first ten minutes of Thin Red Line, I can say that this is accurate.

  • Evan Jones
    Evan Jones 3 yıl önce

    As a Terrence Malick fan, I approve.

  • Han Yolo
    Han Yolo 3 yıl önce +1

    Where are all the comments saying that some african child couldve eaten that bar of soap or those tree branches? Pretentious dimwits...

  • Pill Harmonic
    Pill Harmonic 3 yıl önce

    unfathomably evil "elites"

    • Pill Harmonic
      Pill Harmonic 3 yıl önce

      +Pill Harmonic neo Nazis. they desire to occupy all people with their ego magick creativity, and insane revenge, and wannaebism, and very second rate abilities to create/bend light/levitate, whatever

  • skyxe rain
    skyxe rain 3 yıl önce

    Oh, how I miss these.

  • Blak3 Nikos
    Blak3 Nikos 3 yıl önce +4

    This is the wrost stew ever

  • TryinaD
    TryinaD 3 yıl önce +5

    You have cartoned broth in your country? Fuck Indonesia, I'm packing up my shit!

    • TryinaD
      TryinaD Yıl önce

      That alone is not sufficient to satiate my desire for all the soup.

    • Zorro9129
      Zorro9129 Yıl önce +1

      Indonesian "instant soup" consists of dried noodles with a flavor packet.

    • TryinaD
      TryinaD 3 yıl önce +2

      I need cartoned broth, because in here there's no good instant soup in existence.

  • 1aundulxaldin
    1aundulxaldin 3 yıl önce +19

    1:27 - 1:40.
    You seriously leave me completely f*cking fascinated.

  • iamsuperbatman1993
    iamsuperbatman1993 3 yıl önce

    Terrence Mallick easily the 2nd most pretentious director after Ti West.

  • ieva cielava
    ieva cielava 3 yıl önce

    this recipe idea is amazing ! good job dude !

  • Tanner Maroney
    Tanner Maroney 3 yıl önce +1

    And you say Malick thinks he's more important than he is...

  • soundlessleaf80
    soundlessleaf80 3 yıl önce

    How to fix this, Chicken or beef broth, bottle or so of water, no dove or any soap, any tofu meat, add some lettus to it, put some pepper or spices into it and stirr for about an hour and enjoy!

  • Viktor Katsuki
    Viktor Katsuki 3 yıl önce

    + Ally Relina
    No, you are not the only one who finds this amusing, i too find this amusing.... actually, i find it quite hilarious XD

  • Perfect Disguise
    Perfect Disguise 3 yıl önce

    A good Birdman stew would contain a lot of nutmeg!

  • Cameron Brown
    Cameron Brown 3 yıl önce +1

    what do u people do with your lives

    • Cameron Brown
      Cameron Brown 3 yıl önce

      so true

    • Troll Master
      Troll Master 3 yıl önce

      Cook whatever he cooks and eat it and start throwing up while the movie concludes shit

  • TJ Shapiro
    TJ Shapiro 3 yıl önce

    hilarious

  • bunnyluvnae
    bunnyluvnae 3 yıl önce

    Cut them branches...

  • Grace Wagoner
    Grace Wagoner 3 yıl önce

    2989 things wrong with you like you eat stuff that will kill you

  • mattthemech1
    mattthemech1 3 yıl önce

    Ummmm.... This is NOT SAFE TO EAT AT ALL!!!!!!!

  • Mark Wheeler
    Mark Wheeler 3 yıl önce

    totally waste of valuable time!

  • Matthew Westfall
    Matthew Westfall 3 yıl önce

    Do more

  • Cran Man
    Cran Man 3 yıl önce

    If you're talking about dove, I wonder if you could put in dove chocolate instead? It might make it taste a bit better.

  • Tara Shaw
    Tara Shaw 4 yıl önce

    How the hell does someone think of this shit? Crazy minds at play out there!! lol

  • Triggered_Trap
    Triggered_Trap 4 yıl önce

    Are you canadian

  • runningsandwich
    runningsandwich 4 yıl önce

    Seriously. More of these. PLEASE.

  • Recker
    Recker 4 yıl önce

    Where's the box of chocolates?

  • mattronimus
    mattronimus 4 yıl önce

    Do the last air bender ... Just take DVDs of the cartoon ... Shit on them ... Garnish with the fans tears

  • Patient Grasshopper
    Patient Grasshopper 4 yıl önce +2

    You forgot the lit cigarette.

  • BlastOffBrothers
    BlastOffBrothers 4 yıl önce

    As a huge Terrence Malick fan, I find this video hilarious!

  • Eric Martin
    Eric Martin 4 yıl önce

    You should team up with HowToBasic for the next editions of these... lol

  • Tom Russell
    Tom Russell 4 yıl önce

    Please make a Michael Bay movie recipe.

  • Jackson Shrout
    Jackson Shrout 4 yıl önce +3

    Terrence Malick is actually one of my favorite filmmakers, but this is pretty damn funny.

  • pixiebells
    pixiebells 4 yıl önce

    Opening credits urge "Don't try this at home!" Video proceeds to show you EXACTLY how to do it at home.

  • antonio armendariz
    antonio armendariz 4 yıl önce

    i actually made this recipe and a warning to all the ppl out there
    DO NOT EVER EAT ANY FOOD THAT RESEMDLES HOW BAD A MOVIE WAS
    (its not a pleasant taste)

    • GippyHappy
      GippyHappy 4 yıl önce

      +antonio armendariz look, I also like to live dangerously. But descriptions save lives

    • antonio armendariz
      antonio armendariz 4 yıl önce

      +Jaden Dubin I'm too bussy to read desscriptions!

    • GippyHappy
      GippyHappy 4 yıl önce +2

      it says that in the description. "dont make this, and if you do, dont eat it."

  • MegaAidan2008
    MegaAidan2008 4 yıl önce

    :O

  • Darius the brony
    Darius the brony 4 yıl önce

    Bon appétit! XD

  • Jennifer Garcia
    Jennifer Garcia 4 yıl önce

    These are great!! You need to do more. Pleeeaaaaseee!!!!!

  • Cade Lombardi
    Cade Lombardi 4 yıl önce

    Good god, what would a micelle bay stew taste like (shudder)

    • godzillavkk
      godzillavkk 3 yıl önce

      +MasterCharlie104
      Actually he was the producer. But even movies in the past where he was the producer tended to have at least one explosion. Maybe he's decided to sell his dynamite.

    • MasterCharlie104
      MasterCharlie104 3 yıl önce

      +godzillavkk He directed that? I mean, I never saw it but it didn't seem like his kind of movie. That's the time travel one isn't it?

    • godzillavkk
      godzillavkk 3 yıl önce

      +MasterCharlie104
      I'm talking about Project Almanac.

    • MasterCharlie104
      MasterCharlie104 3 yıl önce

      +godzillavkk TMNT? That had tons of explosions.

    • godzillavkk
      godzillavkk 3 yıl önce

      +MasterCharlie104 Well at least his last movie had no explosions.

  • Books vs Movies
    Books vs Movies 4 yıl önce

    Avengers burger

  • Noah Orlowski
    Noah Orlowski 4 yıl önce +2

    you need to make more of these

  • Jaden Losa
    Jaden Losa 4 yıl önce +2

    How the hell is he still alive when he eats soap?

    • kebin
      kebin 4 yıl önce

      FYI, he didn't put the soap inside the pot, if you listened closely dropping it in a pot full of water would make a plop noise not a DONK noise.

    • Chris Forrester
      Chris Forrester 4 yıl önce

      +Bumblyninja OOOOOOOOH BUUUURN
      im so offended

    • Bumblyninja
      Bumblyninja 4 yıl önce +2

      +Chris Forrester not too you

    • Chris Forrester
      Chris Forrester 4 yıl önce +1

      +Bumblyninja 'das wut she said

    • Bumblyninja
      Bumblyninja 4 yıl önce +2

      they taste it but they don't actually eat it

  • Buckingham Doe
    Buckingham Doe 4 yıl önce

    Always start out with normal ingredients and turns south as soon as possible.

  • Benjamin Lives
    Benjamin Lives 4 yıl önce

    That is my second favored movie rely again

  • Jhoir  Meah
    Jhoir Meah 4 yıl önce +17

    Whoever dismisses Malick's films as boring or pretentious clearly doesn't understand cinematic art ! Think, there's a reason why he is one of the most critically lauded directors alive

    • To Release is To Resolve
      To Release is To Resolve 4 aylar önce

      Malick is absolute trash. Nothing but a hack with pretentious fanboys.

    • Etienne Fillion-Sauve
      Etienne Fillion-Sauve 9 aylar önce

      Badlands and days of heaven are his only two great movies. Thin red line is good, I haven't seen the new world, but knight of cups and tree of life were terribly incoherent, snooty and boring films. Films should be interesting and/or entertaining, not make you feel like you need to be smarter to enjoy them. Films shouldn't be pandering, but they shouldn't be an exclusive club for mensa people only. Maybe Terrence Malick's films are really brilliant in some way my feeble brain cannot comprehend, but they definitely don't seem that way.

    • runningsandwich
      runningsandwich 3 yıl önce +1

      Your head is so far up your ass that you could probably perfom a self-root canal.

    • Quagmire97
      Quagmire97 3 yıl önce

      +TheKlyde234
      I really do not want to get into an argument about racism on a video about movie recipes. All I will say is that racism generally means thinking your race is superior to another and you cannot be racist towards a white person considering how they have historically enslaved and fucked over every race that exists.

    • TheKlyde234
      TheKlyde234 3 yıl önce

      +Quagmire97 rofl, "And no you cannot be racist towards white people because the white race has historically been the dominant race imposing their will over everyone" this legit made me laugh. I Think i'm done for the night, like WTF the shit i see on the internet.

  • korilius
    korilius 4 yıl önce

    Well, if your making a movie recipe shouldn't you destroy the movie than put it in the food?

  • tuber749
    tuber749 4 yıl önce

    Wait as long as 20 years xD

  • Thu Collist Kid
    Thu Collist Kid 4 yıl önce

    this would probably taste like nothing if not for the dove bar

  • Sawsome
    Sawsome 4 yıl önce +2

    0:41 Dove chocolate?

    • antwerp 330
      antwerp 330 9 aylar önce

      Sawsome that soap not chocolate

  • Qx 4873
    Qx 4873 4 yıl önce

    Just watched the thin red line, this recipe is painfully accurate

  • a35362
    a35362 4 yıl önce

    You guys are too funny! 1:26 is LOL silly!

  • «Soulwax»™
    «Soulwax»™ 4 yıl önce +5

    This guy not only has a sexy voice, he IS sexy. xD

  • Bob Dobalina
    Bob Dobalina 4 yıl önce

    The only reason this crap video has as many views as it does is because the words Terrence and Malick are in the title.

  • skylarose
    skylarose 4 yıl önce

    Make one that tastes like a Shyamalan film.

    • Justice237
      Justice237 4 yıl önce

      They already did that - see After Earth Pizza

  • Gabrielle McIntosh
    Gabrielle McIntosh 4 yıl önce

    Make a Clueless/Cher Hortiz Dish

  • Diego Hernando Cubillos
    Diego Hernando Cubillos 4 yıl önce +1

    This guy is a dick to his health

  • Finlay Jones
    Finlay Jones 4 yıl önce

    Add in some flour because its compleatly random and some sugar because it maked you want to kill yourself

  • Emma Rose
    Emma Rose 4 yıl önce

    The part about the stew stirring me made me laugh so hard

  • Jonathan Partin
    Jonathan Partin 4 yıl önce +18

    More recipes please!!!

    • Jonathan Partin
      Jonathan Partin 4 yıl önce +1

      +ThePhantom LOL good one

    • Rhea Baugher
      Rhea Baugher 4 yıl önce +2

      It was probably costing him too much money to waste all that food.

    • Jonathan Partin
      Jonathan Partin 4 yıl önce +2

      You mean he stopped?! Thats not right!

    • ThePortOPotty
      ThePortOPotty 4 yıl önce +2

      I really wish C.S. would bring that shit back. It was pretty funny.

  • TheOldManBob
    TheOldManBob 4 yıl önce

    I am disappointed about the lack of Wheat..... :D

  • Ryan Reynolds
    Ryan Reynolds 4 yıl önce +102

    I wonder what a Michael Bay flim would taste like?

    • MusicSavvy0419
      MusicSavvy0419 Aylar önce

      Put a firecracker in day old shit. There you go.

    • Kelley Bozeman
      Kelley Bozeman Yıl önce

      The ingredients would be tnt and boobs and 1% enjoyable.

    • JMan123
      JMan123 Yıl önce

      Liquid smoke. Lots of it. To represent the EXPLOSIONS in his movies.

    • Joshua Radjavitch
      Joshua Radjavitch Yıl önce

      Ryan Reynolds pop rocks

    • Ryan Spees
      Ryan Spees Yıl önce

      This is a recipe for a Micheal Bay ice cream Sunday:
      -First start with the action figure of a childhood icon, then take the smallest part of it as there is little to none of them in there
      -next you want to get all the vanilla ice cream you have as it is the whitest ice cream flavor
      -next add hot sauce to represent the Africans
      -next add a used tampon to represent the women
      -garnish with the biggest box of fireworks you have
      -lit the box and RUN!
      Mhhhhh, explosions!