Terrence Malick Stew - Movie Recipes

  • katma 1 Tem 2013
  • Today on Movie Recipes, we show you how to make a stew that tastes exactly like a Terrence Malick movie (The Thin Red Line, The New World, The Tree Of Life, etc.). Don't ever make this, though. And if you do, for the love of god, don't eat it.
    What twist would you add to this recipe to make it taste even more like the movie? What movie would you like to see us create a recipe for?
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  • Sly Ricketson
    Sly Ricketson 5 aylar önce +1

    Nutmeg... Cuz it thinks it's more important than it is!

  • Paula Kaye
    Paula Kaye Yıl önce +1

    "Mmmmm... Pointless." LoLoLoL!

  • matthew rendon
    matthew rendon Yıl önce

    and here I thought these were going to be real recipes

  • Dragon Rooks
    Dragon Rooks Yıl önce

    All right I’m gonna puke now

  • Ashley Miranda
    Ashley Miranda Yıl önce

    OMG I'm a Malick's fan but this was so funny, you cutting the branches, and just the concept of the video... I still disliked the bar of soap on the pot 😥😥😥

  • Adela Estrella
    Adela Estrella Yıl önce +1

    New recipe
    32 Oz beff broth
    1 to 2 quarts water
    1 stick of butter
    2 chicken breast,sliced
    3 cups bell pepper,sliced
    A dash of Numeg
    1.add all ingredients to pot
    2.simmer for 8 hours
    3.after simiring,stir troughly

  • Madison Green
    Madison Green Yıl önce +1

    This stew does not contain a lit cigarette garnish. *+1 sin*

  • Miranda Lyneete Stewart

    Mmmm, pointless, lol.

  • isaac driggs
    isaac driggs Yıl önce

    Are you saying you dont like terrence malick's work because fuck right off.

  • Farhan Mahalludin
    Farhan Mahalludin Yıl önce +1

    1:25 Thought the video cut to The Happening

  • mr zellorax the reckoning

    Lol I actually thought these would be recipes from movies

  • HK Psycho
    HK Psycho 2 yıl önce +1

    Pointless hahaha that's the point!

  • The Immortal
    The Immortal 2 yıl önce

    Can't wait til Jul 1, 2033 for it to finally be done so i can try it...

  • Ian Levinson
    Ian Levinson 2 yıl önce +2

    I love the pretentious voiceover dialogue,the shots of tree and water, and the wasted actors. Its so deep and thought provoking

  • Canaan B
    Canaan B 2 yıl önce +1

    Lol am I the only one that got the reference "Let it sit for a few hours... or 20 years"? Terrence Malick, after only his second movie, Days of Heaven, went on a 20 year hiatus before returning to movies to make The Thin Red Line.

  • Marisela Montemayor
    Marisela Montemayor 2 yıl önce

    The lego movie!!!

  • Carlos Velasquez
    Carlos Velasquez 2 yıl önce +2

    Goddamn, Jeremy just used this series to roast people and movies.
    I love it!

  • gamers beware
    gamers beware 2 yıl önce

    1:25 ysac rip off

  • Formerly Anonymous
    Formerly Anonymous 2 yıl önce

    CinemaSins vs EpicMealTime

  • Graceless Ballerina
    Graceless Ballerina 2 yıl önce

    Did you actually put boiled soap and branches in your MOUTH?!

  • Alexandre Martins
    Alexandre Martins 2 yıl önce +4

    Jeez! Good thing you don't swallow those things! Even so, the taste.. my god! I wonder what Gordon Ramsey would say (except for "fuck!!!" of course, that's a given)

    • ShaDHP23
      ShaDHP23 2 yıl önce

      Alexandre Martins but just how many fucks could be given?

  • CreeperManCreeps
    CreeperManCreeps 2 yıl önce +4

    Been letting it sit for 3 years only 17 more to go

  • Hleghe
    Hleghe 2 yıl önce +2

    no cigarette!
    you disappoint..
    also his was the first sercert ingredient, don't say this week's

  • NeonTime
    NeonTime 2 yıl önce +3

    Couldn't use dove chocolate?

  • abujabi
    abujabi 3 yıl önce +2

    holy crap you captured it so well

  • Vaowler Uvakou
    Vaowler Uvakou 3 yıl önce

    What the!......
    Why dove!? Are you trying to kill someone!?

  • Guy Simchony
    Guy Simchony 3 yıl önce


  • The Archons Of Jeremias
    The Archons Of Jeremias 3 yıl önce +3

    I don't know half of these movies but these are still hilarious

  • Chazzy McBrighticus
    Chazzy McBrighticus 3 yıl önce

    nutmeg is feckin' hallucinogenic!

  • Metaroose_Duex
    Metaroose_Duex 3 yıl önce +16

    try doing a terminator pasta

  • Briana Mason
    Briana Mason 3 yıl önce +9

    Broth yea that's normal
    Water check

    • nerd basher
      nerd basher 3 yıl önce +7

      they taste but don't swallow the stew

  • LunaMedia International

    wouldn't your house catch on fire if you put tree branches on a stove

  • Cappuccino
    Cappuccino 3 yıl önce +2

    He likes look so different in the new ones like in the new ones he looks no offense I promise kinda wierd but cool in this he looks like a normal guy

  • Brandon Mixon
    Brandon Mixon 3 yıl önce +5

    YOU FORGOT TO GARNISH (Well you didn't put it in a bowl, but besides the point)
    Garnish: One lit cigarette floating upon a large leaf, preferably ivy.

  • ShadowindLUKE
    ShadowindLUKE 3 yıl önce

    Damn hahaha

  • Bono Sapiens Rising
    Bono Sapiens Rising 3 yıl önce

    Dude you must love nutmeg

  • UnknownOriginal
    UnknownOriginal 3 yıl önce


  • Wayne Kelso
    Wayne Kelso 3 yıl önce

    Having just watched The Thin Red Line a few hours ago, I can honetly say that this recipe is 100% accurate :D

  • German Dragon
    German Dragon 3 yıl önce

    Can you do a "The shining Sub"?

  • A Highly Sophisticated Gentleman

    HEY! MAKE FUN OF NUTMEG AGAIN AND I'LL MACE YOU! he he… get it? mace? no? we go fuck yourself!

  • Renne
    Renne 4 yıl önce

    After watching the first ten minutes of Thin Red Line, I can say that this is accurate.

  • Evan Jones
    Evan Jones 4 yıl önce

    As a Terrence Malick fan, I approve.

  • Han Yolo
    Han Yolo 4 yıl önce +1

    Where are all the comments saying that some african child couldve eaten that bar of soap or those tree branches? Pretentious dimwits...

  • Pill Harmonic
    Pill Harmonic 4 yıl önce

    unfathomably evil "elites"

    • Pill Harmonic
      Pill Harmonic 4 yıl önce

      @Pill Harmonic neo Nazis. they desire to occupy all people with their ego magick creativity, and insane revenge, and wannaebism, and very second rate abilities to create/bend light/levitate, whatever

  • skyxe rain
    skyxe rain 4 yıl önce

    Oh, how I miss these.

  • Blak3 Nikos
    Blak3 Nikos 4 yıl önce +5

    This is the wrost stew ever

  • TryinaD
    TryinaD 4 yıl önce +5

    You have cartoned broth in your country? Fuck Indonesia, I'm packing up my shit!

    • TryinaD
      TryinaD 2 yıl önce

      That alone is not sufficient to satiate my desire for all the soup.

    • Zorro9129
      Zorro9129 2 yıl önce +1

      Indonesian "instant soup" consists of dried noodles with a flavor packet.

    • TryinaD
      TryinaD 4 yıl önce +2

      I need cartoned broth, because in here there's no good instant soup in existence.

  • 1aundulxaldin
    1aundulxaldin 4 yıl önce +21

    1:27 - 1:40.
    You seriously leave me completely f*cking fascinated.

  • iamsuperbatman1993
    iamsuperbatman1993 4 yıl önce

    Terrence Mallick easily the 2nd most pretentious director after Ti West.

  • Tanner Maroney
    Tanner Maroney 4 yıl önce +2

    And you say Malick thinks he's more important than he is...

  • soundlessleaf80
    soundlessleaf80 4 yıl önce

    How to fix this, Chicken or beef broth, bottle or so of water, no dove or any soap, any tofu meat, add some lettus to it, put some pepper or spices into it and stirr for about an hour and enjoy!

  • Victor Protogen
    Victor Protogen 4 yıl önce

    + Ally Relina
    No, you are not the only one who finds this amusing, i too find this amusing.... actually, i find it quite hilarious XD

  • Perfect Disguise
    Perfect Disguise 4 yıl önce

    A good Birdman stew would contain a lot of nutmeg!

  • Cameron Brown
    Cameron Brown 4 yıl önce +1

    what do u people do with your lives

    • Cameron Brown
      Cameron Brown 4 yıl önce

      so true

    • Big NiBBa
      Big NiBBa 4 yıl önce

      Cook whatever he cooks and eat it and start throwing up while the movie concludes shit

  • TJ Shapiro
    TJ Shapiro 4 yıl önce


  • BunnyLuvDraws
    BunnyLuvDraws 4 yıl önce

    Cut them branches...

  • Grace Wagoner
    Grace Wagoner 4 yıl önce

    2989 things wrong with you like you eat stuff that will kill you

  • mattthemech1
    mattthemech1 4 yıl önce

    Ummmm.... This is NOT SAFE TO EAT AT ALL!!!!!!!

  • Mark Wheeler
    Mark Wheeler 4 yıl önce

    totally waste of valuable time!

  • Matthew Westfall
    Matthew Westfall 4 yıl önce

    Do more

  • Cran Man
    Cran Man 4 yıl önce

    If you're talking about dove, I wonder if you could put in dove chocolate instead? It might make it taste a bit better.

  • Tara Shaw
    Tara Shaw 4 yıl önce

    How the hell does someone think of this shit? Crazy minds at play out there!! lol

  • Triggered_Trap
    Triggered_Trap 4 yıl önce

    Are you canadian

  • runningsandwich
    runningsandwich 4 yıl önce

    Seriously. More of these. PLEASE.

  • Hoku Wong
    Hoku Wong 4 yıl önce

    Where's the box of chocolates?

  • mattronimus
    mattronimus 4 yıl önce

    Do the last air bender ... Just take DVDs of the cartoon ... Shit on them ... Garnish with the fans tears

  • Patient Grasshopper
    Patient Grasshopper 4 yıl önce +3

    You forgot the lit cigarette.

  • BlastOffBrothers
    BlastOffBrothers 4 yıl önce

    As a huge Terrence Malick fan, I find this video hilarious!

  • Eric Martin
    Eric Martin 5 yıl önce

    You should team up with HowToBasic for the next editions of these... lol

  • Tom Russell
    Tom Russell 5 yıl önce

    Please make a Michael Bay movie recipe.

  • Jackson Shrout
    Jackson Shrout 5 yıl önce +4

    Terrence Malick is actually one of my favorite filmmakers, but this is pretty damn funny.

  • pixiebells
    pixiebells 5 yıl önce

    Opening credits urge "Don't try this at home!" Video proceeds to show you EXACTLY how to do it at home.

  • antonio armendariz
    antonio armendariz 5 yıl önce

    i actually made this recipe and a warning to all the ppl out there
    (its not a pleasant taste)

    • GippyHappy
      GippyHappy 4 yıl önce

      @antonio armendariz look, I also like to live dangerously. But descriptions save lives

    • antonio armendariz
      antonio armendariz 4 yıl önce

      @Jaden Dubin I'm too bussy to read desscriptions!

    • GippyHappy
      GippyHappy 4 yıl önce +2

      it says that in the description. "dont make this, and if you do, dont eat it."

  • MegaAidan2008
    MegaAidan2008 5 yıl önce


  • Darius the brony
    Darius the brony 5 yıl önce

    Bon appétit! XD