Everything Wrong With Jupiter Ascending In 19 Minutes Or Less

  • katma 18 Ağu 2015
  • Jupiter Ascending. If you saw it, you hate yourself. If you didn't, you're one of the lucky people who can carry on with life as normal. It's a sinful motherf*cker.
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  • Jade Bryan
    Jade Bryan 14 saatler önce

    The reason Eddie redmayne was speaking like that was because his character is supposed to have had his larynx ripped out.

  • Ryan Elfen
    Ryan Elfen Gün önce

    Everything wrong with Shawshank Redemption

  • wildthing1982
    wildthing1982 Gün önce

    Apart from stealing ideas from other movies they also stole at least two musical themes : one that suspiciously sounds like “I, robot” and one that even more suspiciously sounds like “Nero sighted” in the JJAbrams “Star Trek” (1st Movie of the new franchise/timeline)...

  • F U N Y U N
    F U N Y U N 2 gün önce

    @7:05 CNN?👈🤣
    It would've been even less believable then.
    CNN is fake news.
    Anyone else would've been more credible.

  • Banai Feldstein
    Banai Feldstein 2 gün önce

    Wait, didn't she go back to cleaning toilets again at the end? How was that not a sin when this video even showed her saying she hated her life?
    Or was that another crappy movie? I really didn't remember much of this one.

  • Monique Lawrence
    Monique Lawrence 3 gün önce

    Sounds similar to the plot of Sailor moon

  • Zengetzu Slayer
    Zengetzu Slayer 5 gün önce

    Actually in the video about 3:38 minutes in when he said that men don’t like smart women isn’t racist it’s sexist

  • Sharpnova
    Sharpnova 5 gün önce

    fucking hilariously bad movie. great video

  • Peter Gruhn
    Peter Gruhn 6 gün önce

    The outer space aliens live in Bilbao, Spain?

  • Coop Gaming
    Coop Gaming 7 gün önce

    Strategy = shit

  • Albert Lecter
    Albert Lecter 8 gün önce


  • Monsterbird Nation
    Monsterbird Nation 13 gün önce

    When you said "Lost World Jurassic Park" during the Cornfield scene you should have said "Signs"

  • Chris Neufeld
    Chris Neufeld 14 gün önce

    There’s only so many ways this movie could’ve been better than what it became... 🙄

  • Chris Ducat
    Chris Ducat 16 gün önce

    This film has Channing Tatum behaving in a sexy manner...all your arguments are invalid :-P

  • Mike Carlson
    Mike Carlson 17 gün önce

    Mila Kunis will never make sense to me as any glamorous character because family guy

  • thomas sky438
    thomas sky438 21 gün önce

    You need to give few sins for the part that guy jump on the ship and they go to outer space and a wrap hole and he is good.
    I mean come on how did he survive space and warp hole for all that time when they are flying in space, later on when he got toss out of the airlock he can’t breathe 😂

  • Mc Slaggers
    Mc Slaggers 28 gün önce

    Half of the sense8 cast is in this

  • Valerie Bendel
    Valerie Bendel 28 gün önce

    what about that scence where she takes out a pad and fucking applies it with the sticky side down on him??
    That is for sure NOT gonna soak any blood up Have you ever used a pad, girl?

  • Megiddo Jones
    Megiddo Jones 29 gün önce

    Mila wanted to have sex with a guy who's part animal. Degenerate.

  • MrVlandus
    MrVlandus Aylar önce


  • Cerus98
    Cerus98 Aylar önce

    It’s her fathers telescope. It’s even explained in the movie. I swear you guys do that shit just for comments.

  • Warren Von hilder
    Warren Von hilder Aylar önce

    Um. She's playing a Ukrainian.

  • Lisanna Black
    Lisanna Black Aylar önce

    Is it too late to say I kinda enjoyed the movie......?
    I mean the special effects honestly weren't as bad as they sound like and looks pretty awesome on a big screen! So are the cg backdrops!
    The plot did suck...but I mean, did you seriously come into this movie thinking you'll get any kind of plot at all???

  • john cameron
    john cameron Aylar önce

    Thank goodness I didn't see this movie

  • Pandatomik
    Pandatomik Aylar önce

    I litteraly watched this movie thinking it was jhon carter

  • Greywind92
    Greywind92 Aylar önce

    this movie was fucking awful, idk how they roped these actors into it. Must have been contract bullshit.

  • Fight The Fat
    Fight The Fat Aylar önce

    Not going to sin that Jupiter is the god of the gods and lightning? Aka male well I guess it is current year

  • Deadly Raver
    Deadly Raver Aylar önce

    lol@ CNN coverage. Lord how THEY have fallen over the years right?

  • Nysythic
    Nysythic Aylar önce

    I'm not sure the Wachowski's understand astrology. Jupiter rising at 23º ascendant...this fucking sentence makes no sense. Rising and ascendant are the same thing and it applies to signs not planets. I'm surprised they didn't go into houses and fuck up there too.

  • JSB
    JSB Aylar önce

    To be fair, if this movie had been called Laser Skates I probably would have been more tempted to watch it.

  • JSB
    JSB Aylar önce

    Ah, the always upcoming Gambit movie. It was so much fun not seeing that film.

  • Denise Allison Stout
    Denise Allison Stout Aylar önce

    So glad I passed on that one!!

  • San Ehrhardt
    San Ehrhardt Aylar önce

    Shut up meg

  • Vann Wood
    Vann Wood Aylar önce

    I nominate CostCo.

  • Vann Wood
    Vann Wood Aylar önce

    Jupiter doesn't know how languages work.

  • Aeryn Kelly
    Aeryn Kelly Aylar önce

    I actually enjoyed this movie (in no small part due to Mila) but honestly I spent the entire time going "man, I really want to read this book, because I bet I'd understand it better" only to find out there IS no book and it's just a bunch of nonsense.

  • Ingrid Dubbel
    Ingrid Dubbel Aylar önce

    How is men not liking smart women seen as a racist line? Sexist, yes. Racist, no.

  • JohnnyCageBanger Productions

    Lmfao the writing on this channel is genius.. the “verse” joke was gold

  • Rory O'Brien
    Rory O'Brien Aylar önce

    i feel like this entire movie was a middle finger to adam smith

  • The Ginger Gyrl455
    The Ginger Gyrl455 Aylar önce

    My husband and I saw this a theater. He enjoyed it. I was stunned and confused. Sean Bean usually=awesome but um nope...It was a strange, rainy evening and I'm still not over it.

  • DigiDestined13
    DigiDestined13 Aylar önce

    Where does this guy live? Clearly not New York, where the DMV is still an absolute nightmare.

  • ienka
    ienka 2 aylar önce

    meanwhile in Barsoom ahahaha

  • Larven Karlsson
    Larven Karlsson 2 aylar önce

    Shut up Meg

  • Red
    Red 2 aylar önce +1

    Commentary person is SO annoying! Give it a chance will you!. It's possibly more real than...

  • Kimberly Krapohl
    Kimberly Krapohl 2 aylar önce

    I feel bad for the animators of this movie, this was some peoples hard work.

    KRALTAIR47 2 aylar önce

    I liked this movie

  • ash thomas
    ash thomas 2 aylar önce

    FTL -----------> Futuristic Turtle Legwarmers, Fortuitous Twerking Lesbians, Fuzzy Testicle Lickers

  • ash thomas
    ash thomas 2 aylar önce

    Yup..... best plot ever... that is if you compared it to what you would get if you gave a gorilla a typewriter and then told him to come up with a script after shitting in his breakfast

  • Daniel Santos
    Daniel Santos 2 aylar önce

    Sorry but John Carter was a million times better than this. John Carter was actually a good movie, sure CGI wasn't the best, but it was a fun movie. This one was just silly from beginning to end.

  • Doug Smith
    Doug Smith 2 aylar önce

    I expected Eddie to say "I'm going to make Jupiter an offer she can't refuse".

  • jes fxt
    jes fxt 2 aylar önce

    U all are crazy!!! This is an awesome show!!!

  • The Demonic Horseman
    The Demonic Horseman 2 aylar önce

    This movie could have been amazing.

  • mr bojangles
    mr bojangles 2 aylar önce

    CNN, BBC World News, Fox news any of these would broadcast Chicago destruction so using news broadcasters makes more sense so let's sin this ( wink wink nudge nudge )

  • Gewgulkan Suhckitt
    Gewgulkan Suhckitt 2 aylar önce

    I'm impressed that they were able to list everything wrong in less than 19 minutes. I figured the "everything wrong" video would be longer than the actual movie.

  • Nox Basti
    Nox Basti 2 aylar önce

    Red planet

  • jeff johnson
    jeff johnson 2 aylar önce

    No Family Guy dialog during outtakes "DING"

  • Ines Schmitt
    Ines Schmitt 2 aylar önce

    Complain those stress acid wrong resemble loss human speed serving running.

  • A Three-sided Coin
    A Three-sided Coin 2 aylar önce

    CNN is on the alien payroll.

  • Ceridwen Aeradwr
    Ceridwen Aeradwr 2 aylar önce

    Oh, MAAAAN.
    Okay. I love Eddie Redmayne as much as the next person. The guy's an awesome actor. But what the HELL were the casting people thinking? Were they just trying to cram in as many famous people as they could? They were just trying to cram in as many famous people as they could, weren't they?

  • FlowerDragon
    FlowerDragon 2 aylar önce

    When I went to watch it with my friends we basically had the cinema to ourselves, there was this one dude there but like a couple of minutes in he left (not sure if it was the movie or us having too much fun in an empty cinema)
    Anyways we all ended up complaining about the movie but still manged to leave happily solely because we could complain loudly and bother no one

  • KickyFut
    KickyFut 2 aylar önce

    B-b- but... *LASER SKATES!?!?* 😆

    MDCBD 3 aylar önce

    Everyone in the comments : **Hating the movie**
    Me : I loved this movie ! Watched it five or six times at least !

  • MyTech
    MyTech 3 aylar önce

    Even with modern tech, the DMV still manages to be a horror show of no account inefficiency.

  • Luke Ellisor
    Luke Ellisor 3 aylar önce

    I like how he says “the Wachowskis” instead of “the Wachowski Brothers”. Love that respect of trans women.

  • Kool Kira
    Kool Kira 3 aylar önce

    Why is it just me who actually liked this movie? Lmao

  • bonbons
    bonbons 3 aylar önce

    2018 DMV line in Honolulu still takes a full 6 hours to get to the front of I think that sin is a decade premature

  • theiran
    theiran 3 aylar önce

    I watched this movie solely because of Channing Tatum ;)

  • Jessica Witney
    Jessica Witney 3 aylar önce

    It was definitely the laser skates.

  • Jeebus Christos
    Jeebus Christos 3 aylar önce

    Hey! You didn't bring up the whole "handy feminine napkin staunching an open bloody wound" scene...

  • Average Cannibal
    Average Cannibal 3 aylar önce

    The DMV isn’t fast even with technology

  • Caleb Chappell
    Caleb Chappell 3 aylar önce

    I really liked this movie

  • All nothing
    All nothing 3 aylar önce

    straight over head

  • antonio loynes
    antonio loynes 3 aylar önce

    Sin the sharknado saga

  • Toto Thedi
    Toto Thedi 3 aylar önce

    It really didn't deserve that many sins!

  • cz8c
    cz8c 3 aylar önce

    This is like shooting fish in a barrel.

  • ChaosKnight HD
    ChaosKnight HD 3 aylar önce

    3:38 You mean sexist?

  • KillMyVocals
    KillMyVocals 3 aylar önce

    dumbest fucking movie ....

  • Hellchen317
    Hellchen317 3 aylar önce

    Every time someone mentions her name Jupiter Jones, I hear the Three Investigators' theme playing in my mind. I'm 32 and I still listen to those stories, they're very popular in Germany. Seriously, who thought it was a good idea to name Mila Kunis' cosmic queen character like an overweight little genius detective?

  • The Guy Hanging There
    The Guy Hanging There 3 aylar önce

    I actually hate this movie so much the video sinning it is unwatchable

  • SkyeRa89
    SkyeRa89 3 aylar önce

    I only liked the space and visuals.

  • Xenogenesis 963
    Xenogenesis 963 3 aylar önce

    Am I the only one that feels like you don't need a fucking telescope with the aliens already having parties in your living room?
    And Jupiter Jones is also the name of a German pop/rock band

  • widowmaker edits
    widowmaker edits 3 aylar önce

    Eddie redmayne was terrible, mila was a bad choice in actress, and channing would have been great but they ruined his looks.

  • Sarah Barker
    Sarah Barker 3 aylar önce

    Shut up, Meg.

  • damshek
    damshek 3 aylar önce

    The worst sin in this shitfest is that Jupiter is a very masculine name in Russian. Naming a "Russian girl "Jupiter" makes about as much sense as naming an american boy "Canada.

  • Arteen Shykh Ebrahimi
    Arteen Shykh Ebrahimi 3 aylar önce


  • Aaron Briggs
    Aaron Briggs 3 aylar önce

    Such a god awful movie and why do they keep giving these actors jobs ?

  • Piper R
    Piper R 3 aylar önce

    At 3:38 minutes in, they are sitting at the dinner table and the uncle says "men don't like smart women" and you called that racist when I think you mean sexest, big mistake.

  • Colossal McBuzz
    Colossal McBuzz 3 aylar önce

    You said you were going to add 50 sins, but you only added 25!

  • Jammy Jamster
    Jammy Jamster 4 aylar önce

    I feel like this story had some (minor) potential. It could have been good with:
    1. Better/Different actors
    2. More than one movie
    3. Eliminate the cheap laughs
    4. Taking more time to explain particular plot points

  • cynthia van teylingen
    cynthia van teylingen 4 aylar önce

    aaand they were shot down by the usa militaryyyyyy.

  • Mac Tgh
    Mac Tgh 4 aylar önce

    When i saw this movie for the first my only shield and way to continue watching was the concept of "this must be an adaptation, surely all of this is better explained in the book" There wasn't a book....and I did believe that for a lot of years...

  • Ghost Hunter
    Ghost Hunter 4 aylar önce +1


  • Matthew Writer
    Matthew Writer 4 aylar önce

    This movie was made...that should be worth 135 sins all by itself.
    The Cinderella beginning mixed with the Wizard of Oz ending rubs me the wrong way.

    • Matthew Writer
      Matthew Writer 4 aylar önce

      They break that can of solite green and treat it like it is nothing, yet how many people died to make it???

  • Coop Gaming
    Coop Gaming 4 aylar önce

    For most aliens strategy = shit

  • Stewart Marquis
    Stewart Marquis 4 aylar önce

    Is that fucking Voldemort???? Lol 😂

  • Ari Bargolani
    Ari Bargolani 4 aylar önce

    Listing CNN as a reliable news source. Sin for cinemasins :D

  • Jim Engström
    Jim Engström 4 aylar önce

    Some involved in this movie had a ear-fetish?

  • Rozzy V.
    Rozzy V. 4 aylar önce

    16:42 😂😂😂 ladies?
    17:12 Jupiter descending

  • pania m
    pania m 4 aylar önce

    19:53 Top 10 Disney villain songs

  • Adam Jacob Holness
    Adam Jacob Holness 4 aylar önce

    God I hate Mila Kunis so much, I am sick of her. No sexuality, no tits, no ass, can't act, she stinks, she's not that attractive really, sick of her movies, family guy, her stupid character in Ted really made me almost turn fag. I hate her vagina, its got to be the worst assult on the human nose ever. She is nasty.